Planet Nexus

(03-02-2020, 01:15 PM)Skyon Archer Wrote: [ -> ]Whale farts are causing the polar ice caps to melt and, in turn, water levels are rising.  Rising water levels means more moisture in the upper atmosphere from solar evaporation.  This excessive moisture is causing more intensive storm systems and the water is being returned to the ground level by them.  

Now, as we began, the whale farts are causing the polar ice caps to melt and, in turn, water levels are rising.  Since the water levels are higher, the water being returned to the ground level, from the more intensive storm systems, has no where to go.  The ground is saturated from the rising water levels!  

Now you have increased flooding.

As such, it's time to ban all tuna fish harvesting and instead fill those cans with whale meat.

We will save the tuna population, eliminate those gas-passing whales and save Main Street from flooding at the same time!

lol^
The title of this category is "Random" meaning anything goes.

Morning..

Bright and chilly this morning..slight frost.

And in other news...

A mysterious and putrid stench has wafted into Delaware County, Pennsylvania. Some describe the scent as sulfur, and some are afraid to smoke, for fear it’s a gas leak. Officials have been trying to identify the source for months, but their investigations have turned up few clues. Now, agencies from three states have formed a joint task force to track down the scent.

:huh:

(03-03-2020, 07:34 AM)Jane Wrote: [ -> ]Some describe the scent as sulfur, and some are afraid to smoke, for fear it’s a gas leak . . .

Dang it, Spice. Time to take the wrapper off that bar of soap you've been hoarding and actually use it for what it was designed for!

(03-03-2020, 03:24 PM)Skyon Archer Wrote: [ -> ]

(03-03-2020, 07:34 AM)Jane Wrote: [ -> ]Some describe the scent as sulfur, and some are afraid to smoke, for fear it’s a gas leak . . .

Dang it, Spice.  Time to take the wrapper off that bar of soap you've been hoarding and actually use it for what it was designed for!

Oooooh! Now you’ve done it...she’ll get the frying pans out again...

Gotta wonder when all the extra marital affairs Trump had will come back to gaunt him, no doubt after he leaves office..

Morning.

Nice and bright today...a brief respite from rain for a change.

Now for todays earth shattering news...did you know!

• 11% of people are left handed

• August has the highest percentage of births 

• unless food is mixed with saliva you can't taste it 

• the average person falls asleep in 7 minutes 

• a bear has 42 teeth 

• rabbits like liquorice

:huh:

(03-04-2020, 04:47 AM)Sandy Wrote: [ -> ]Gotta wonder when all the extra marital affairs Trump had will come back to gaunt him, no doubt after he leaves office..

I don't believe it ever will.  It's a none issue.  He's a "playa" with the ladies and always has been.

(03-04-2020, 08:19 AM)Jane Wrote: [ -> ]Morning.

Nice and bright today...a brief respite from rain for a change.

Now for todays earth shattering news...did you know!

• 11% of people are left handed

• August has the highest percentage of births 

• unless food is mixed with saliva you can't taste it 

• the average person falls asleep in 7 minutes 

• a bear has 42 teeth 

• rabbits like liquorice

:huh:

• proof that 11% of people are messed up
  
• August, means a lot of winter boom boom happening
  
• Yep, spit on your ice cream cone and it will taste good and your cousin won't touch it (win/win)
  
• I've been typing this reply for over six minutes and I haven't fallen to . . . .
  
• sharks can have up to 3,000 teeth in their mouth at once
  
• wow, another thing that rabbits and I have in common; besides being cute, soft, cuddly . . . .
  

Just a random comment of my own:

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Morning.

Dull and gloomy today. No rain. The deluged parts of the country could do without rain for some time I should think. They must be sick of it